I never hold the door for pregnant women. I’m preparing them of the reality of a nigga not being there for them.
I hope this isn’t the post that makes me Tumblr famous.
Wow.
FAMILY FRIENDLY!!!! FUCK THAT!!!
(Source: elisaskin)
this always reminds me of my lil sis because she does goofy stuff like this all the time.
(Source: bythepowercosmic)
This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen.
Lmao
lemme find a girl a 1/4 as filthy as Asa Akira or Sasha Grey….Ima marry her!!!!
I’m just tryna find a girl who’s willing to come over, watch some Netflix, maybe cuddle a little,
AND GET THIS DICK!!!
Remember when Lady Gaga made a music video where she killed her boyfriend and everyone called her a genius?
Well, remember when Rihanna made a video where she killed her rapist, and the media was, “This is too violent for mainstream airplay.”
That is called RACISM IN THE MEDIA.
white girls are cool and stuff but i feel like if i dated one i’d be hassled with so many unwanted questions
- umm what’s that thing tied around your head?
- can i touch your hair?
- why is everyone your nigger? isnt that offensive? am i your nigger?
- why do you guys like newports so much?
- are you my nigger?
- are you ever gonna visit africa? do you have family there?
- can i touch your hair?
- does your name mean anything in african?
- can i touch your hair?
lmaoooo
Awesome bubble geometry!
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