erotica-noir: tarynel: itsdaddywarbucks: entelijan: ajc804: blackwolf25: itsexclusive: quixon: entelijan: I never hold the door for pregnant women. I’m preparing them of the reality of a nigga not being there for them. I hope this isn’t the post that makes me Tumblr famous. Wow.
lemme find a girl a 1/4 as filthy as Asa Akira or Sasha Grey….Ima marry her!!!!
I’m just tryna find a girl who’s willing to come over, watch some Netflix, maybe cuddle a little, AND GET THIS DICK!!!
slay-z: the-mtn: Remember when Lady Gaga made a music video where she killed her boyfriend and everyone called her a genius? Well, remember when Rihanna made a video where she killed her rapist, and the media was, “This is too violent for mainstream airplay.” That is called RACISM IN THE MEDIA.
Sleep is for people without Internet access.
white girls are cool and stuff but i feel like if...
im-soprestigous: marquisislame: umm what’s that thing tied around your head? can i touch your hair? why is everyone your nigger? isnt that offensive? am i your nigger? why do you guys like newports so much? are you my nigger? are you ever gonna visit africa? do you have family there? can i touch your hair? does your name mean anything in african? can i touch your hair? lmaoooo
obisham: docter-who: obisham: I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It Now She’s ENGAGED To It It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit